Playing da bass

A euphemism for jacking off. Originated from that one time David Ellefson, the former bassist of Megadeth, jacked off on camera

"Just playing da bass, Euphoria is my favorite bassline"

by BrahRebleck November 13, 2023

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Playing the drums

slapping your belly fat in hopes of losing weight.

Zak started playing the drums on his 22nd birthday so start his weight loss journey.

by CummmmmRefs November 24, 2023

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Playing the middle

Calling the opposition alot of times.

Lil Twon used to be on facetime with his ops like he playing the middle.

by stiqch February 10, 2024

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Used when you are just playing. This can be said after telling a friend a joke or when messing around with someone.

You can also use:
-Fondling in your ass
-Twiddling in your ass

This is not meant to be taken literally.

Me: I took a pregnancy test this morning.... it was positive.
You:.....
Me: I'm just playing in your ass.

by raleighnative March 11, 2024

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Playing turtle

When you are sitting on a toilet taking a shit, and the piece of shit keeps peeking its head out slightly, and going back in to the asshole despite many attempts to squeeze with your Life Force, to no avail.

When the turd pokes its head out slightly, and then quickly returns to its home: the asshole, it is said the piece of feces is “playing turtle.”

by Proud Posterior April 27, 2024

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