zoomer

A person who uses the video telecommunications software Zoom.

This pandemic sure did turn so many of us into zoomers.

by Domolas October 25, 2020

Boomer Shooter Zoomer

A young person obsessed with classic FPS games such as Doom, Quake, and Duke Nukem. They often only play them because they think it makes them look cool.

¨Timmy doesn't even like Quake that much, he's just a Boomer Shooter Zoomer.

by Gasoline Drinker June 16, 2023

zoomer

(v.) When a man hangs penis out of his fly, gets an erection, and runs up and shanks a girl, ass rapes her, and runs away before being seen.

I gave Susie the zoomer last week, and she still doesn't know it was me

by The Merchant November 18, 2007

Biomechanical Zoom

A method of framing a photography subject by aiming the camera then stepping forward or back.

That tourist was too cheap to spring for a camera with optical zoom so he used Biomechanical Zoom instead.

by Noel S April 13, 2006

zoomer

N. A nice way of saying shit.

Nn "Hey, your dog left a zoomer in my garden."
Vb "Don't zoomer in your pants man"

by Barmann October 18, 2006

Zoomer Guy

Person in a little car, usually a Honda Civic, who drives unnecessarily fast, often weaving in and out of traffic.

"Look at that Fucking Zoomer Guy"

by CPap April 6, 2007

Zoomed

Zoomed- when you get fucked up and get on a zoom call (or any conference call)

Yo dude I got absolutely zoomed the other day in my online French class!

by Ratgrl March 31, 2020