2 definitions by CPap

1
Someone who feels the urge to drive around between the hours of dusk and dawn (or in the rain) with their headlights off
Man: "Man it's fucking raining again"
Other man: "yeah, and the guy behind me is a douche-bag-no-lights, I can barely see him"
by CPap April 01, 2007
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2
Person in a little car, usually a Honda Civic, who drives unnecessarily fast, often weaving in and out of traffic.
"Look at that Fucking Zoomer Guy"
by CPap April 01, 2007
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