The only person in the universe to kick ass and chew bubble gum at the same time
by Acid^Rogue September 10, 2003
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Alien Ass kicking exterminator!
Duke talking to Evil Duke"Your too good looking to kill,but I'm gonna kill you anyway"
by ISS September 02, 2003
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A bad-ass motherfucker notable for his god-like quotes.

Quotes:

"Eat shit and die."
"I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck."
"I'm gonna get medieval on your asses!"
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of gum."
"Nobody steals our chicks... and lives!"
"Oh...your ass is grass and I've got the weed-whacker."
"See you in Hell!"
"Suck it down!"
"You're an inspiration for birth control."
"Your face, your ass, what's the difference?"
Guy #1: Have you heard of Duke Nukem?

Guy #2: Who's he?

Guy #1: He's a BAMF ready to kick ass and chew bubble gum, that's who he is!
by ThatGuyOnTheInternet August 22, 2010
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