12 definitions by Noel S

AOl customer service syndrome

A new approach to customer service with the thinking that huge doses of politeness and friendliness will make up for a total lack of actual practical assistance. See also cellular service provider customer service syndrome.

I called my bank about a problem and recieved a bunch of AOL customer service syndrome.

by Noel S December 4, 2003

Overcoat Show (see X Files)

N.TV noir- extranatural crime drama with characters clad in overcoats in seemingly all climates. Also a near decade long history of the miniaturization of cellphone tecnology.

TNT inserts commercials in strange places in reruns of the overcoat show.

by Noel S December 4, 2003

Shrapnel

Coins given as a tip- Annoying or inconvenient change.

That party of cubicle dwellers from the phone company tipped me a buck 75 in shrapnel!

by Noel S December 4, 2003

Keghugger

Asocial partygoers who chaindrink around the keg and vanish the instant the keg is spent.

Cindi came back to us feeling a little foolish after failing to engage those keghuggers in conversation.

by Noel S December 4, 2003

Saturn Car

An annoyingly P.C. car line that pretenses to be the Macintosh of automobiles but in fact is the Windows of such. A car designed with no consideration for the driver or owner. A car for people that would rather not be bothered with driving but have no choice. A conveyance slightly more dignified and gratifying than the bus.

Look at all those saturn cars in the employee lot of the Technology Park!

by Noel S November 27, 2005

Nadhere (nadhesion)

N.The effect of ones scrotum sticking to ones leg for any reason.

Knowing that my goods might nadhere to my thigh,I wisely chose to wear briefs instead of boxers.

by Noel S December 4, 2003

Cellular Service Plan Syndrome

A situation where you can have anything except exactly what you need.

I was trying to buy an airline ticket online and met with a nasty case of C.S.P.S.

by Noel S December 4, 2003