Definitions by Barmann

zoomer 

N. A nice way of saying shit.

Nn "Hey, your dog left a zoomer in my garden."
Vb "Don't zoomer in your pants man"

zoomer by Barmann October 18, 2006

zoom tard 

A mazda driving idiot that thinks he/she is cool but is actually driving a stock piece of shit with a little bling added.

Stupid zoom tard couldn't do a power slide if he had a rocket up his ass.

zoom tard by Barmann October 18, 2006