Blonde bombshell second only to Marilyn Monroe. Had very large breasts and an extremely small waist, like a wasp and super long legs. Was truly the world's only living Barbie doll, and completely natural aside from her hair color. Had an I.Q. of 163, yet epitomized dumb blondes.
by Mona Lott May 18, 2006
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Hey, Mary, can you send Hank over ASAP for some Mansistance. Some thing is not right - I have pieces left over after I put my IKEA furniture together.
by GalaGirlNC September 8, 2011
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Get the mansion ave. school mug.A roll of full-priced, premium-brand paper towels used to wipe down surfaces in your mansion of messes created by lavish cooking, partying, or other deliberately reckless and pretentious behavior. Can also be conspicuously consumed in other ways- as long as they are used with complete disregard to their cost.
Hey! Pass me the roll of mansion wipes (instead of a dish towel or other economically responsible means of drying something) so I can wipe all of this Don Julio, Champagne, shrimp cocktail, and steak residue off the marble counter tops! Who cares how many we use, there are always more!!!
by Danny Trupin April 12, 2017
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I say, “sh*t or get off the pot.”
I say, “sh*t or get off the pot.”
by JDHStyle May 31, 2019
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They won Sanremo and ESC (very proud of them)
Members:
Damiano David-Victoria De Angelis-Ethan Torchio-Thomas Raggi
They won Sanremo and ESC (very proud of them)
Members:
Damiano David-Victoria De Angelis-Ethan Torchio-Thomas Raggi
by måneskinsimp November 28, 2021
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Nellie wondered what her peen-manship would be like if she were a boy.
Nellie wondered what her peen-manship would be like if she were a boy.
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