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1. The source of my nightmares

2. Borat's favorite type of swim suit
Boy: (waking his mom up) Mommy?
Mom: What is it?
Boy: There's a monster in my closet.
Mom: I thought you already got over your fear of monsters in the closet.
Boy: Yeah, but this one's wearing a mankini.

2. Oh, don't mind that guy, it's just Borat in his mankini.
by Sid Barrett March 16, 2008
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Man's greatest invention, brain bleach removes bad memories and general DO NOT WANT moments. Every household should have a few gallons.
1: Dude, I just walked in on my parents.
2: Have some Brain Bleach!
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A conjugation of the word Man and Bikini. Used to describe a tight, short swimming suit worn by men
" I might be partial to snapping a shot of my glutes in a man-kini."
by Emma The Pirate July 09, 2006
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"Man-kini" is a term used to describe a pair of short, tight swimming trunks worn by men. It is a combination of the words "Man" and "Bikini". One could argue that because men don't normally wear a top piece with their underwear that "Man-kini" is a misnomer.

The style of bathing suit in question is more commonly refered as a "speedo". "Man-kini" is generally used as a deragotive label, implying the man in question is effeminate.
"Look at the dandy over there in the man-kini."

"I can't stand watching professional male body building; they all wear those slingshot sized man-kinis."
by Cjad the Nord July 09, 2006
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Item of clothing worn by Ed Dale to accentuate his natural assets.
Ed's looking hot today, that mankini really brings out the blue in his eyes.
by AllisonR-Barb-Lisa July 10, 2008
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A one piece t-back style bathing suit which is supported around the shoulders much like suspenders. Seen on gay friendly beaches all over the world. Only to be worn by the most flaaaaaaayming fags. If you are seen wearing a mankini you are the poster boy for gays......some people might call you faggadocious.......some might even say you are starving a for tube steak smothered in underwear or you are training to suck el-dicko. Everyone will see you as a dung punching ass bandit.
That fruity bastard wearing the mankini is handing out free passes to his ass.
by Cuban Pete October 01, 2004
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Mankini, a bikini bottom, designed for a man, preferably not a chunkier man.
church was seen in the shower trailer wearing nothing but a mankini

Does the "m" designator stand for "mankini"???
by SPC Boone August 29, 2007
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