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Peemanship 

1) The art or practice of writing with ones genitile organ.

2) Quality or style of writing with the genitile organ.
1."That is some nice peemanship you have. I like the way you pee your "t's"."
2."I have to pee."
"Well, don't waste your ink. Practice on improving your peemanship!"
3. "Hey, Bro. Did you see that chick's peemanship?"
"No, man. Was it decent?"
"Not even worth checking out. She has some pretty piss poor peemanship!"
Peemanship by cre8tiv3 December 7, 2013
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penmanship 

the physical art (regardless of whether or not the piece of writing is actually correct in terms in of spelling, grammar, morphology, syntax etc..) of legible human handwriting.
father (after reading a student-to-parent from his daughter's school: really? is this f-sag or what? They want you to hand in all your written homework as computer documents? what these tulips are trying to accomplish by abolishing penmanship is beyond me.
penmanship by Uncle Dimma February 4, 2014

peenmanship

The art or skill of writing by hand using one's penis to direct urine onto a surface such as sand or snow.
Joey wrote happy birthday legibly in the snow. Joey has great peenmanship.
peenmanship by pinkparka May 13, 2013

Peenmanship

The skills and abilities associated with the skill and aptitude with a penis during coitus or associated sexual activities.
“He was a jerk, but his peenmanship is without peer”
Peenmanship by Hbomb8 January 7, 2020

Penmanship 

Using your tongue to write your name. Another word for Cunnilingus.
Mark went above and beyond to show Susan his penmanship.
Penmanship by Shhhhhdotnet May 26, 2021

penmanship 

the idea that in lieu of better writing, only the fool with the pen could write that the pen was mightier than the sword, so due tell, when no one has swords, around, and everybody still writes or draws their thoughts in any way shape or form
hieroglyphics are characters of penmanship, and so all illustrative imagery, however symbollic in origins, can be classed as expressions of penmanship in varying degrees, styles and effectiveness.
penmanship may also refer to the ability to adhere to certain grammatical phrasings and word uses in narrowed down parts of the human race, demons
"I don't think you can grade me on this thing, and call it poor penmanship. my grandmother is a scholar in quebec, and she knows this checks out splendidly, she said. what standard are you holding me to, exatly?"
"I felt like I could understand ever passage you wrote, each connecting intricately to the other; remarkable penmanship, I'd have to say, and gladly do so, Steven..." "Gee! Thanks Mr. Miles!"
penmanship by Setsuko Kaguya October 2, 2016
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Pee Calculus

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Slop Grenade

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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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