water police 

a person who is overly controlling and takes small matters into their own hands

Lola was late to work by 30 seconds, luckily, KC didn't see or she would have been in big trouble; KC is such a Water Police.

water police by anon knee muss May 21, 2008

Water Retaining Sea Cow 

A robustly large female who retains everything, not just water, I mean EVERYTHING! A close relative to the sea donkey and the wombat, the water retaining sea cow moves with a shuffling gait, ambling along to her destination.

"I was walking down the road when this water retaining sea cow cut in front of me at the donut hut!"

Water Retaining Sea Cow by CrazyBob62 May 21, 2006

water orgasm

a form of masturbation: when a girl puts her clitoris against running water, usually a running bath, and orgasms.

i have water orgasms every time i shower.

water orgasm by lilly September 27, 2003

Water Polo

The coolest sport ever, with people throwing a ball to each other attempting to put in a goal. Good fun

Water polo is a mix between Swimming, wrestling and basketball, in order to play one needs to understand all games and be able to play all three at once.

....And there are no horses...

Jimmy: "Water polo eh, tell me something, how do you keep the horses from drownding?"
Greg: "...Shut up Jimmy..."

Water Polo by Greg Pierce, Registered P.I.M.P. May 5, 2005

water trumpet 

The act of emitting intestinal methane gas, i.e., a fart, while underwater, especially in the bathtub, causing the gas to bubble up through the water only to emerge with increased sound and odor as it hits the air. Playing the water trumpet takes on added enjoyment when one positions one's anus so that the emitted gas tickles up one's backside as it rises up through the water.

Phil enjoys playing his water trumpet while taking a bath with his wife, Sheila, causing her to bolt up and out of the tub, screaming, "PHIL! Stop farting in the bathtub!! It stinks!"

water trumpet by sorkab September 3, 2010

Water Panda (Aqueous pandias) 

The Water Panda, also known by its scientific name (Aqueous pandias) is a rare indigenous creature known to reside in the small oasis of Umbrella Falls, Guyana. The Water Panda, to date, has only been seen 3-7 times in its natural habitat. The history of the Water Panda dates back to the beginning of time. Currently, there are 3 different species of aquatic pandas classified by the WPCP Water Panda Conservation Project. The fresh water panda, salt water panda and the aquatic polar panda. All of which share very similar characteristics. The Water panda mainly eats shoots and leaves but loves apples (only red ones) as well as watermelon push-pops and hate asparagus.

1. A Water Panda (Aqueous pandias) walked into a bar and went up to the barman and said: "I want an apple and watermelon push-pop, make it red and hold the asparagus." The barman took his order and the Water Panda went to sit down at a table. Soon, a waiter brought over the meal, the Water Panda ate it up, thanked, tipped the waiter and paid his bill.

All seemed normal until the Water Panda pulled out a gun from the depths of his fur, pulled the trigger and BANG! shot the waiter dead.

The barman rushed over and said: "What the hell?!!! You just shot my friend!!!" The Panda calmly replied: "Do you know what I am?" "Of Course I do," the barman answered, "you're a Water Panda!" "Good," the Panda replied, "now go home and look me up in the dictionary." And with that, the Panda walked out of the bar.

The barman was a little unsure, but he was very eager to be enlightened on the subject of his friend's murder, so he went home to find his Urban dictionary and after a while he found 'Water Panda' and quickly read the definition...

WATER PANDA: 1. A badass black and white bear native to Guyana, Eats shoots and leaves.

Water Panda (Aqueous pandias) by DFresh03 December 29, 2010

Water Pump

When a female is able to squirt multiple times during coitus.

Rachel is a water pump. The bed is soaking after I pump her with the D.

Water Pump by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2017