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Originaly slang for someone who is Hydrocephalic , but which has now come to refer to any severe idiot or retarded individual.
Jones you mindless waterhead, how many times do I have to tell you not to stick the plastic bag over your head and play astronaut?!
by Stephen Daedalus June 10, 2007
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A person with mental health problems, ie downs syndrome, or retard for the lay person.
Hey why do all the water heads work at McDonalds; Someone stop this water head from humping my leg; that effing water head just pooped his pants.
by The Ceeg October 26, 2006
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a retarded person without the mental capacity to ever do more in the working world than push shopping carts badly. usually loved by the managers cuz they feel sorry for him.
The waterhead usually thinks he is the best worker and that he has a really nice smile. He drools a lot. He will try to get his nonretarded coworkers fired.
Waterheads really like gatorade.
Waterhead needs push more that two carts at a time.
by Patrick Landrum July 22, 2004
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Otler lacks common sense so Makanuchi Kim called him a waterhead.

The waterhead came into ventrilo and did not say a word.
by WooWoo Brothers April 18, 2006
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Waterhead (noun): According to the outlaw-journalist Dr. Hunter S. Thompson, a waterhead is a weird (in the lowest sense of the word) individual, often of some social/political power that achieved said power through nepotism or by being a Greedhead.

It is implied that this weirdo has no brains & no real value other than to be Doomed. A waterhead behaves as a stooped, irrational blemish to his/her country.
From "Where the Buffalo Roam", based on the twisted legend of Hunter S Thompson:

The Gallow brothers -- Ernest and Julio -- party guys who had skinned a few Mexicans and forced them to carry them on their shoulders down to the pre-game tailgate parties at the colosseum. The Pepsi and Coka Cola bottlers of America -- Coke adds life; It's the real thing -- bombarded by missiles; flying flaming matchbook covers. The waterheads from General Motors up in the top seats where they belong; getting the worst of the pollution. All sorts of weird motherfuckers were at the game.
by Painted city March 13, 2013
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Cant complete simple tasks or objectives without screwing them up and making things worse than they are.
Jonesy is such a waterhead
by M0nks July 30, 2006
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