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mental masturbating by The Big Thicc August 14, 2019
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masturbating
something that everyone has done or will do in the course of their lives, even if they keep denying it in front of their friends.
Scott: Joe, when you get home and watch that porn, and you are done masturbating, don't forget to wipe up the mess
Joe: I'm not gay, I don't do that
Scott: ummmmmmmm, sure you do, everyone does.
Joe: I'm not gay, I don't do that
Scott: ummmmmmmm, sure you do, everyone does.
masturbating by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus July 12, 2009
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Ninja Masturbating
"At the bar I tried to listen intently to my friends at the table, but I was ninja masturbating and needed to finish off quickly."
Ninja Masturbating by ZombiUnikorn January 25, 2009
masturbating
when a person 'makes love' to themselves by gently stroking their genital area. done for pleasure. women- often involves stimulating the clitoris, and sometimes involves inserting a long hard object into the vagina. men- involves wanking, i.e. gripping the hand around the penis and vigorously moving it up and down. masturbation can end in the woman/man cumming. often can cause embarrassment and often taboo, especially as regards to women.
omg my mum totally walked in on me havin a wank, dude!
no way, dude!
way!
no way!
way! and she was like, samuel, we are going to have a serious talk about masturbating!!
no way, dude!
way!
no way!
way! and she was like, samuel, we are going to have a serious talk about masturbating!!
masturbating by nipcharmedtuck June 11, 2006
a masturbating possum
When you walk in on your brother who is jacking off and the brother plays possum as soon as you open the door.
a masturbating possum by itsmeNiggy December 27, 2009
just masturbating
just masturbating by Dubby4 November 19, 2010
Masturbating
Masturbating is the act of self sexual satisfaction. Hands are useful yet sex toys can help.
99% of people do it at some time of their life. Most do it all through life.
The remaining 1% are the people who are so stubborn and pig headed, they never do the same as the rest of us.
While the majority of us are doing it, it is fascinating to find that most people wont discuss such things. If you do ask, only about 10% will even admit they have ever masturbated at all.
Very similar response to the number of people who are willing to confirm having a same sex experience. While most people do try it at some time in their life, few are willing to admit to it.
Back at the self satisfaction experiences.
Because teenage boys are so hung up on establishing and proving their manhood, not just to their mates but just as much to themself, masturbating is the one subject that is guaranteed to send them running if raised in a group. None are willing to admit his own hand was his first love.
If your ever at a party and want a laugh try this quick quiz.
Speaking to any group of teenage guys say.
I was reading last week that scientist have identified the chemical reason why masturbating give guys those small warts in the palm of their hand.
Then sit back and watch as they all try to discreetly examine their own hand despite the fact that when asked before hand almost all denied every doing it.
The reason this works on teenage boys so successfully is due to the absence of any brain power. At age 14 their brains fell trough their open mouth and then left the area all together. The brain will remain absent until they reach 21 years of age.
Masturbating supports industry.
If not for masturbating, adult magazines and adult videos and sex shops would be doing it hard. And then there is the WWW. Sex or more correctly the desire of mostly men to keep things in hand while they are see things. That hand action meant going on line was the best place to get what ever you liked.
99% of people do it at some time of their life. Most do it all through life.
The remaining 1% are the people who are so stubborn and pig headed, they never do the same as the rest of us.
While the majority of us are doing it, it is fascinating to find that most people wont discuss such things. If you do ask, only about 10% will even admit they have ever masturbated at all.
Very similar response to the number of people who are willing to confirm having a same sex experience. While most people do try it at some time in their life, few are willing to admit to it.
Back at the self satisfaction experiences.
Because teenage boys are so hung up on establishing and proving their manhood, not just to their mates but just as much to themself, masturbating is the one subject that is guaranteed to send them running if raised in a group. None are willing to admit his own hand was his first love.
If your ever at a party and want a laugh try this quick quiz.
Speaking to any group of teenage guys say.
I was reading last week that scientist have identified the chemical reason why masturbating give guys those small warts in the palm of their hand.
Then sit back and watch as they all try to discreetly examine their own hand despite the fact that when asked before hand almost all denied every doing it.
The reason this works on teenage boys so successfully is due to the absence of any brain power. At age 14 their brains fell trough their open mouth and then left the area all together. The brain will remain absent until they reach 21 years of age.
Masturbating supports industry.
If not for masturbating, adult magazines and adult videos and sex shops would be doing it hard. And then there is the WWW. Sex or more correctly the desire of mostly men to keep things in hand while they are see things. That hand action meant going on line was the best place to get what ever you liked.
The phone rings but he has no time to answer. His hands are already full. Thank god for Masturbating, she wont do it, he says to him self. Later that day his girlfriend ask. Have you been with someone else? NO, just myself, he protests.
Masturbating by Wazo January 17, 2008