Assie

Someone who is bitchy and complains about evey single thing and is always micromanaging everything and has a complete zero tolerance.

I was trying to talk to some assie, and they just kept complaining about me more and more.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018

assfinch

A self-important, but really insignificant, noisy, persistent asshole whose job is to bother you.

That freakish assfinch at starbucks kept asking me questions about my f-ing latte like he's trying to paint the sistene chapel.

by cneg February 16, 2007

assiest

The most voluptuous part of your ass.

You just fell on the assiest part of your ass.

by vna October 21, 2009

Assferret

1. An autocorrect fail word.
2. A donkey-ferret hybrid
3. An annoying and stupid person

Scenario 1- texting on iPhones
Mom - Can't wait to see you tomorrow! Don't forget the assferret candies for the goodybags!
Girl-Assferret? I know we talked about ASSORTED candies. Call me if the goodybags have changed. LOL

Scenario 2-
Dude 1 - Hey, did you see that weird looking assferret?
Dude 2 - Yeah! It's so big!

Scenario 3-
Dude 1 - Dale is such an assferret. I hope he dies
Dude 2 - I know! I've wanted to stab his ass so many times

by I be trollin' today June 8, 2011

assfinger noogie

A staked finger with quills protruding and extending from one's asshole. Stinks a bit. An assfinger noogie stings a bit but makes you ejaculate violently.

Damn, he gave me an assfinger noogie and I came like a shotgun.

by Ptrackinator October 20, 2017

auto-assfistiation

To fist oneself, either for pleasure or when encountering something unpleasant

Today, I experienced auto-assfistiation after Trump announced the ban of all non-whites into the United States.

by Gornprose August 23, 2017

asspie

A slice of asspie, as it is commonly referred to, is a synonym for a big, steaming pile of shit. To qualify as an asspie, the crap must be larger than a Volkswagen Beetle spare tire and it must be fresh. Extra points if there is actual steam rising from it!

John: This movie was a piece of steaming asspie!
Elizabeth: Have you seen 2 girls 1 cup? That bitch cranked out an asspie in a cup.

by CartlidgeIsGay February 2, 2009