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Assfixiated

Getting smothered and asphyxiated by someone's ass.
She sat on my face and I nearly assfixiated -- it was one of the best days in the past year!
Assfixiated by Bad JDP January 15, 2023
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Assfixiated

When someone asphyxiates you with their ass
She sat on my face and nearly assfixiated me. It was one of the best days in the past few months.
Assfixiated by Bad JDP January 15, 2023

Assfixated 

Fixated on ass.
I have been assfixated all day!
Assfixated by Mikethedike1 June 19, 2017

Assfixiation 

When someone nearly asphyxiates you with their ass.
Are you ready for some nice Assfixiation honey?
Assfixiation by Bianca Bellaschnee January 24, 2024

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026