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assfie

Portmanteau created from a blend of two words, ass and selfie. It is often used by the discord mods when soliciting minors for self-taken photos of their "ass".
i have jom's assfie
:smileythink:
i have a mirror selfie of him that shows his ass in its full succulent form
by cutiebear05 February 10, 2022
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assfie

When your ass is too round and curvy to ignore and you are compelled to take a cheeky snap of your kind behind. Unlike the Belfie, this procedure involved bending around with your hands, without using a belie stick to take the snap of your crack. Critics and professors alike in the field of ass call this the "au natural" way of showing your butt.
My friend's assfie helped me regain confidence in God after my whole family were mauled to death by a pack of wild geese last summer.
by Mocno Rossman June 7, 2016
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Assfie

Especially woman, taking picture of one's ass.
1st person: she is my facebook friend but i have never seen her face. She keeps uploading her backside.
2nd person: she definitely is an assfie addict.
by Checked March 24, 2017
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Assiest

Any woman's butt that's clearly larger than the other women around her
Man!, the home girl Cherokee is the Assiest.
by Jaye_$upreme November 22, 2015
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assfire

The rather unpleasant effect that happens when some particularly spicy food burns on the way out, as well as the way in.
That Kung Pao last night gave me some horrible assfire.
by sparkletwist August 28, 2006
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asspiece

A complete nobend, that through their own self centred and unthinking stupidity pisses everyone off, a tosser, a bell end a twat.
"Don't be such an asspiece all your life"
by Tex982 October 5, 2006
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Assfishing

When a girl takes a mirror selfie and her ass looks big yet it doesn’t appear to look like that in person.
Did you see Janet’s story? She’s definitely assfishing those guys.
by alphamoth69 November 5, 2019
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