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The Taco Bell gave him assfire
Assfire by Ardvark123 January 9, 2015
when u sleep with moizes mom and/or eat her cunt you get this within 24 hrs.
Damn that bitch I caught assfire from her skanky ass.
assfire by Anonymous September 4, 2003

ASSFIRE! 

What you shout out to warn people you're about to fart.
I GOT ASSFIRE!gents Incoming fart!
ASSFIRE! by Big Rodboski October 6, 2019
Portmanteau created from a blend of two words, ass and selfie. It is often used by the discord mods when soliciting minors for self-taken photos of their "ass".
i have jom's assfie
:smileythink:
i have a mirror selfie of him that shows his ass in its full succulent form
assfie by cutiebear05 February 10, 2022

Assfield 

Its a womans ass that is rather large with an unmeasurable circumference and diameter, but the woman stil manages to fit in some skinny jeans
Luke:"DUUDE!! look at that girl, talk about Sexy in the skinnies!!"
Laurence: "uhh thats my next door neighbor, She's such an assfield!!"
Assfield by ToxicXRainbows February 25, 2010

Assfirmation 

When someone farts and looks around to get affirmation that others experienced the gas.
Eric farted a quality silent puff of gas and looked around for assfirmation.
Assfirmation by ERIC Jenson March 3, 2014
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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