Postcontentinosis

The feeling one gets when doing homework late night, and finishes their work finally to be able to go to sleep- staying up past your bed time to cram an assignment in that is do the next morning at the beginning of class or by the specific online submission time, wondering if you should just give up or keep going- the longer you stay awake to finish your work the harder it becomes to focus on what the assignment is asking you to do and keeping your eyes open- It happens a lot around the time of holidays, playing catch-up because of events, and also around finals; especially those who put party before smarty- Can cause insufficient/rushed work, sleep depravity, and lack of interest in throughout the day due to being tired- Freshman, Sophomores, Juniors, Seniors, and even adults have all had Postcontentinosis; every person has at least done this one in their lifetime.

I felt postcontentinosis after finishing the last problem on my math homework.

by the_a_effect October 3, 2017

Portionize

To organize something in portions

I want to portionize the candy in smaller bags

by Dat61boi November 23, 2017

Postcon

A postcon is almost the exact opposite of something or someone. Often used to trick people about the true appearance of things.

Laura: Oh it’s tall, wide and very long
Dani: That’s a postcon, isn’t it?

by Annie_Bank April 18, 2019

Portion

A dick measuring game. Its like spin the bottle, but with guys. It is played by taking turns spinning the bottle, and whoever it points to must jerk off. Then the dude with the smallest cock has to swallow the resultant load, or portion.

Man that was a sick game of portion last night. I hate that I had to swallow all that jizz

by MigosFan123 November 26, 2020

Potconomics

Calculating just enough pot to get you to a productive high.

Giana “Tina how did you manage getting all those college degrees while high?”

Tina “I calculated the right amount of pot to be productive - it’s basic potconomics! Trees get degrees!”

by Wolfany September 19, 2021

Porton

The pads for women

Although this is not a real word, you can use it if you want to, not like anyone will.
Jake is holding a bloody porton, and his face is dirty, how suspicious.

by Stupid Madeup Words September 3, 2022

Portlon

Portlon is the most sexiest person you’ll ever meet. He’s also kind and has a really big heart. He will argue w anybody and not give a fuck. He also gets that munyun from sugar daddy’s. Portlon also loves to go out with his friends and act a mess.

“Oh Portlon? yeah that’s the sexy gay dude”

by Portlon November 19, 2023