PortCon

The most amazing anime and gaming convention in history. Located in Portland, Maine, it is medium to small, but very comfortable and welcoming. The staff, guests, and attendees alike all rock. There is also a good mixture of 18+ events (such as Extreme Geek or the Auction) and greate vents for everyone (such as the techno dance party or boff). Anyone who goes, whether he or she is only there for social gatherings or if he or she is crazy about anime and gaming, will have an amazing time. Everyone should check it out.

Man, PortCon is a thousand times better than kamikon.

I can't wait to see everyone at PortCon this year!!

I have major postcon blues after PortCon.

by LosahLosah June 29, 2011

Postcon Blues

The depressed feeling you get after going to a convention and seeing friends. The afflicted usually desperately text or call everyone they know from the convention, spend ridiculous amounts of time on facebook and forums where they find their friends from the convention, and go over every memory hundreds of times.

Man, now that PortCon is over I have some major postcon blues.

I'm dreading the postcon blues feeling I'll have next week.

by LosahLosah June 29, 2011

Spaff Portion

A larger than normal portion of food - usually including chorizo and/or bacon.

Used heavily by Jamie Spafford and other YouTube Stars of SORTEDFOOD

“That’s a lot of food... she/he seems to be going for Spaff portions”

by KhaleesiofRivia March 7, 2021

Postcon

To give your child a chair for Hanukkah.

I postconned my son last year, he got so depressed that his grades fell so low that he wasn't accepted into Harvard.

by I got a Chair December 23, 2008

vicar’s portion

A vicar’s portion is a very small cup of tea one would serve to a vicar to ensure a fleeting visit.

“insert name of friend you dislike popped by the other day for tea - I gave him a vicar’s portion of course”

by Agarter June 2, 2019

pornconsternation

The futile and all-consuming fixation by anti-porn people with trying to rail against and stamp out in society a pastime that has persisted since humans learned to draw. It is marked by an intractable belief that pornography is intrinsically evil and misogynistic and thus of absolutely no humanist value.

If Catherine MacKinnon and Andrea Dworkin devoted their energies to things other than pornconsternation, feminism might not be seen as solely the domain of Gloria Steinem, and maybe women would have equal pay by now.

by StaccatoPoet February 26, 2009

Portion jealousy

Be jealous of the meal that other people have in a restaurant when comparing to your own meal. It happens mostly in a situation where you order something new while your friends stick to what they know to be good or vise versa.

"I'm having the shrimp cocktail for a starter. I want to try something new although a caesar salad that you guys are having might cause me to have Portion jealousy."

by Ooks April 23, 2013