Sexual intercourse, usually used to describe said act as served to a man by a woman. Made famous by the British comedian 'Jethro'.
I was round the back of the chip shop in Bodmin and the owner's daughter popped out and gave me a portion.
by recruitingofficer October 7, 2005
1. Noun: The amount of weed you have bought is your portion.
2. Verb: To portion is to divide weed between people.
2. Verb: To portion is to divide weed between people.
1. That was an amazing portion, we got 50 joints out of it.
2. Shall we portion out the weed man? I've gotta go in a minute
2. Shall we portion out the weed man? I've gotta go in a minute
by Aidan Brooks June 1, 2005
Term for collective things between couples.
From kissing to mastubating to oral sex all the way through to full sex.
Used to be unspecific about whats gne on
To have portions on someone>
From kissing to mastubating to oral sex all the way through to full sex.
Used to be unspecific about whats gne on
To have portions on someone>
by Jellybean October 3, 2003
I'm only portionally a Jew.
by hmose January 24, 2010
A larger than normal portion of food - usually including chorizo and/or bacon.
Used heavily by Jamie Spafford and other YouTube Stars of SORTEDFOOD
Used heavily by Jamie Spafford and other YouTube Stars of SORTEDFOOD
by KhaleesiofRivia March 7, 2021
“insert name of friend you dislike popped by the other day for tea - I gave him a vicar’s portion of course”
by Agarter June 2, 2019