Portlon is the most sexiest person you’ll ever meet. He’s also kind and has a really big heart. He will argue w anybody and not give a fuck. He also gets that munyun from sugar daddy’s. Portlon also loves to go out with his friends and act a mess.
by Portlon November 19, 2023
Get the Portlon mug.Portlords a well known playstation “internet thug”, began his rise early 2013 on the playstation 3 platform. His most successful attacks include credit card fraud, terrorism, crypto-currency Theft, identity fraud & much more, he began to get popular on the well known game by treyarch “ bo2” also known as black Ops 2 early 2016. “When you know you can do whatever you want to whoever you want theirs not much anybody can really say” said portlords in an interview with securityaffairs .co/ , days before disappearing in 2017, rumors suggest “port” was raided Days after the interview over his part in apparent swattings across the playstation 3 platform.
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A larger than normal portion of food - usually including chorizo and/or bacon.
Used heavily by Jamie Spafford and other YouTube Stars of SORTEDFOOD
Used heavily by Jamie Spafford and other YouTube Stars of SORTEDFOOD
by KhaleesiofRivia March 7, 2021
Get the Spaff Portion mug.Giving a snorkel(sucking ones balls while jerking the cock so it looks like a snorkel)in the shower.
I was taking a shower last night and your girlfriend snuck in to give me a Portland Snorkel and I nutted all over your shampoo bottle, sorry.
by Snorks March 24, 2007
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The sidewalks have the highest piss concentration for a city of its size in the entire world.
The sidewalks have the highest piss concentration for a city of its size in the entire world.
Portland Oregon has a ton of activities for the homeless like throwing needles into the river and pissing in public trashcans
by PDXoriginal March 6, 2019
Get the Portland Oregon mug.A social phenomenon that occurs in the Portland Oregon area. It explains the difficulty of making new friends in the city of Portland, OR, especially being a transplant from outside of the city or state. New residents tend to describe Portlanders as generally polite but not warm and friendly. Very similar to the Seattle Freeze but possibly more perplexing because of the significant number of non-Oregonian/transplants in recent years.
Transplant: Hey, let's meet up sometime!
Portlander: *awkward silence for a few seconds*... Yeah. But I don't think I can, sorry.
Transplant: Hey, you heard of the Portland Freeze?
Portlander: Not really. Most people are transplants anyway. Maybe you're just not social.
Portlander: *awkward silence for a few seconds*... Yeah. But I don't think I can, sorry.
Transplant: Hey, you heard of the Portland Freeze?
Portlander: Not really. Most people are transplants anyway. Maybe you're just not social.
by jollytravels January 14, 2019
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