Porton

The pads for women

Although this is not a real word, you can use it if you want to, not like anyone will.
Jake is holding a bloody porton, and his face is dirty, how suspicious.

by Stupid Madeup Words September 3, 2022

Portobello belt

A succulent fungus that straps on to the pelvis bone and acts as a shaft

Jerrys rule of thumb when the genitals aren’t cooperating he busts out the portobello belt to show all the swollen members competition is steep

by Roobeer September 22, 2020

Protonjon

A semi-famous Canadian LPer (let's player) on youtube. Kinda lazy on uploading though. Has done LPs of rom hacks, and collab projects with others such as chuggaaconroy, Nintendocaprisun, and Joshjepson. In group called TheRunawayGuys.

Protonjon is known for his mario rom hack LPing.

by Solatogamer March 21, 2012

portogruaro book sauce

The art of defecating on a female classmate's book to establish your male dominance while showing affection towards that person

I left her a nice Portogruaro book sauce back in the library

by lunchcrush June 18, 2016

Poston Junior High

If you thought tanacon was a shitshow then you obviously haven’t been to Poston Junior High. This school has drugs underage drinking AND mormons. The students here have a great faculty! This includes: that shark bitch ms. Hoe-ard, Gay ass motherfucker mr. raper, and fuckin mr. clean. More bithces have gotten pregnant here than in your uncles pre owned acura legend.

Tim: I went to Kino today that shit was fucked up
Moby: have you been to poston junior high

by that_one_oot March 15, 2019

Spaff Portion

A larger than normal portion of food - usually including chorizo and/or bacon.

Used heavily by Jamie Spafford and other YouTube Stars of SORTEDFOOD

“That’s a lot of food... she/he seems to be going for Spaff portions”

by KhaleesiofRivia March 7, 2021

Poronga

Spanish slang for the human penis common in Argentina and other Latin American countries.

Cerrate la bragueta que se te ve la poronga

by Jorge Luis Borges March 26, 2008