poopsturbating

The action of pooping and masturbating at the same time

Last night I heard Mr. Winkles poopsturbating in the bathroom

Andy loves poopsturbating

Majority of guys have been poopsturbating

by RandomPPL50534 January 29, 2014

plasturbate

To massage your own worldview by rejecting facts or other information that conflicts with it. To deny the validity of all worldviews other than your own.

"He refuses to listen to what other people have to say; he just plasturbates."

"Don't bother talking to her unless you like hearing plasturbation."

by JohnnyReb87 February 9, 2009

Poosterbation

Poosterbation or, to poosterbate, is to perform the act of masturbation while using shit as lubricant. It is most commonly performed when a person wants to bust a nut, and needs to lay a cable at the same time. A variation of poosterbation would be to use shit other than your own, this form of poosterbation is very adventurous and usually requires a level of poosterbation experience to maintain a boner as other peoples shit always smells worse than your own.

There is a high risk of infection associated with performing poosterbation with strangers shit, because you can never be sure as to what bacteria or diseases might be lurking in their poo. The most common form of infection from poosterbation is Broccoli Cock (see 'Broccoli Cock'). AIDS is a low risk due to the rancid smell of AIDS infected poo, and the high availability of AIDS rags (see 'AIDS rag') from public hospitals.

A guy and girl leave the club and sneak into the back alley together,

Guy-"I've gotta fuck you real quick cause my girlfriend will be wondering where I am".

Girl-"Have you got a condom?, cause I have AIDS"

Guy-"FUCK, no I don't, but I have an AIDS rag, quick just do a shit and wipe the poo with this AIDS rag, then I'll just poosterbate into your mouth".

Girl-"OK, I love poosterbation".

Guy-"No shit bitch, everyone loves poosterbation".

by Spydabytes September 10, 2010

noosturbate

The act of masturbating while restricting one's breathing with a rope or towel, etc. to create a more intense orgasm.

Did you hear that Timmy died last night? He accidentally hung himself. That's the risk you run when you noosturbate.

by Clifford Fenoketer January 7, 2014

Plasturbate

Using an AI-powered sex doll to masturbate. Plastic + masturbate = plasturbate. Not to be confused with 'sex'. Gender neutral term.

After Emma left me I bought a plastic sex doll. I've been plasturbating ever since.

Sorry Mark, I'm going upstairs to plasturbate. You don't stay hard long enough.

by Penrhynpenguin3 April 13, 2023

plasturbate

Masturbating over a naked mannequin or 3d-rendered nude image, as opposed to the real thing.

What a weirdo... he gets off to those fake 3d-rendered nude chicks! He plasturbates!

by Ninth October 5, 2006

Goosturbate

The act of jerking off a Goose’s Neck

Cline left his house to go down to the lake to Goosturbate.

by Chopperdave631 December 2, 2020