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Premature Jibulation

While one is snowboarding, they feel the sudden urge to jib the closest thing to them wether it be a tree or a four year-old's snowboard while he is sitting down. It is a very serious and very common disease among people who have an excess amount of steeze.
"Yo dude, I just did some serious premature jibulation on this chick's face"

"Bro, that's gross"
by Gustache May 18, 2007
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jizum

i left my jizum on her bedsheets
by Gautam March 21, 2004
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Jizzle FanBizzle

Someone who wants to ejaculate inside a womens vagina. How Snoop Dogg would describe it.

Without the izzles it would sound like this

Can I jizz in your pussy/fanny.

Notice the izzle at the end makes it sound less crude.

Ya Dig?
"Man Just Jizzle in her Fanbizzle you Dizzle?"

"Can I jizzle In your Fanbizzle?"

"Man I was close to Jizzing in her Fanbizzle"

"Could of had kids If I Jizzled in her Fanbizzle."

"Man she makes me want to Jizzle in her Fanbizzle"

"Man she keep shaking that FanBizzle at me I'm gonna Jizzle"

"Jizzle FanBizzle that hoe"
by dickvandyke15 November 14, 2009
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Jizzless

Lacking jizz; lacking joie de vivre; listless and without ambition.
You never go anywhere or do anything. You have no interests. You're jizzless.
by Waldo Treehorn April 4, 2009
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jizzlefart

the act in which you bust a load in a girls ass; which then is released by a flatulent causing a balloon of semen to form around the anal sphicnter.
That bitch let out a jizzlefart the size of a hot air balloon.
by Doug and Steve Butabi October 26, 2011
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Adolf Jizzler

A man who mainly fucks Jewish bitches
Almost got myself killed calling my friend Adolf Jizzler
by TheShittingAnimal5000 December 9, 2022
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fo' shizzle my jizzle

Can be used by anyone to express consent to a jew.
Jew: "Holy Hanukkah!! I forgot my yarmulke! Yo Lethal, May i please borrow one of your coffee filters?"

Lethal: "fo' shizzle my jizzle"
by Automatah April 6, 2003
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