jizzlobber

The little muscular pump responsible for pumping the pearl juice.

I came so hard I think I sprained my jizzlobber!

by Django April 19, 2004

jizzlobber

a male masturbator who sprays jizz indiscriminately when ejaculating.

That jizzlobber got his spunk all over my trunk! The punk!

by anonymous December 23, 2003

Jizzlobber

When someone who listens to bad music constantly reminds their sexual partner what music they listen to while having sexual relations

Jizzlobber: have you heard "angel dust", it's a great album

Girl: shut up and fuck me

by VIMETTLE April 4, 2021

jizz lobber

One who masterbates. A person who has an abnormally high opinion of themselves. Ie. a wanker.

"Check out this jizz lobber with the ultra tight white muscle shirt and perfect hair."

by lukus September 19, 2006

Jizzleberry

A consequence resulting from projectile ejaculation whilst bathing in a shower (Dire results may happen while in a bathtub). Targeted body parts include, but not limited to: chest hair, forearms, back of the neck hair, knuckles, taint, nose hair, and soles of feet. Landing of snake batter upon pubic hair will happen in cases of extreme pleasure buzzkillers.

I went to shake my friends hand in front of the Olive Garden's restroom, yet he found a jizzleberry stuck to the hair on back of my hand. How embarrassing.

by Sir Richard Jizzleberry IV January 16, 2011

Jizzlopper

Someone or who enjoys masturbating profusely. A little more extreme than a wanker.

That bloke's a fucking jizzlopper.
What a jizzlopper.
Shut it ya jizzlopper!

by bigmarkyboy February 3, 2004

jizlobber

A person or persons who throw seamen at people or objects
(jiz) as in seamen
(lobber) as in to throw.

ha daves a jizlobber see how far he can throw that stuff

by GoreBoy November 10, 2008