jizm

semen. The stuff that comes out of your penis during a cum shot.

Britney Spears was found unconscious and covered with jizm all over her naked body.

by urban pervert February 17, 2003

jizzem

To squirt a large amount of lotion in one or both hands, run up to someone, slap in the face, and therefore spreading the lotion all over their face as if they were just jizzed on.

Dude, look at eric's face, he took that jizzem like a pro!

I heard McKinley is gonna jizzem the shit outta him!

by jfuellhart October 20, 2009

jizzmask

To jizz into someone's halloween mask without them knowing, and then they put it on.

I jizzmask in that kids mask.

by Yeo November 14, 2007

jizzmuffin

When you cum in a batch of muffin mix make them and give them away.

That batch of nuffins for the bake sale were jizzmuffins.

by blueberryqueermuffin October 27, 2010

jizzmopper

The person that cleans the windows in the porno booth once you're done with the show and refills all the stuff like Kleenex.

Remmy the jizzmopper made good money, but he had to spend it all on Windex to get out those stubborn streaks.

by Heywood April 17, 2003

Jizzm

A small spurt of jizz

As she stroked him slowly, he experienced a small jizzm in his pants

by Jack Hoffme August 19, 2006

jizzmaster

One who has mastered the art of jizzing.

DAMN! You are truly a Jizzmaster!

by M. Mushu May 1, 2003