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jizzmuffin

when your girl wants to get pregnant so she steals your jizz and makes a batch of muffins and shoves them uphere cooch
i want to jizzmuffin

jizz muffin game 

a game in which a group of people (usually of the male sex) gather areound a muffin in a circle. they then proceed to whack-off onto the muffin. finally, the looser (the last person to cum or the first to miss) must eat the jizz covered muffin.
"hey dood... wanna play the jizz muffin game?"
"no way man im no fag"

jizz muffin 

covering a muffin-preferably blueberry, with creamy jizz as a substitute for butter

jizz muffin 

1. word used to describe a unfortunate loser that can never be helped.

2. word used to describe an asshole.
1. ha! look at that damn jizz muffin.

2. fucking jizz muffin!
jizz muffin by Hannah June 27, 2004

Jizz Muffin 

The act of a man ejaculating into the batter of a muffin mix then pooping into the batter making the poop looking like chocolate chips then bake the muffin then ejaculating into the icing spreading onto the muffin. Then they present it to an unfavorable person or animal.
Well you can have one of my mammy's jizz muffins you son of a batch of cookies!

Jizz muffin 

An overweight male homosexual that a straight male has sex with do to a drunken stupor, or other altered state.
After I smoked a bowl last night and drink a bottle of Jack I was so horny I fucked my neighbor he is such a jizz muffin.
Jizz muffin by Echc93 February 3, 2018
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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