A horrible messy orgasm involving huge amounts of expelled bodily fluids. Can be done by either male or female.
Peter North doesn't just cum on you, he leaves you with a jizmuck.
She made me so hard, I couldn't help but jizmuck all over her.
I was so embarrassed, I jizmucked all over the bed and ended up sleeping on the couch.
My vibrator makes me jizmuck everytime!
She made me so hard, I couldn't help but jizmuck all over her.
I was so embarrassed, I jizmucked all over the bed and ended up sleeping on the couch.
My vibrator makes me jizmuck everytime!
by DMonkage December 14, 2013
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Jizel is the most beautiful girl ever . She usual has dark brown eyes. Everyone wants to be friends with her. Most outstanding girl. Loves to be active and play. Usual when she has a boyfriend she will be the best girlfriend
by Jizel July 13, 2017
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by Achoooooo November 28, 2017
Get the Jizelle mug.Jizzmata are bodily marks of semen in locations corresponding to the crucifixion wounds of Jesus. In some rare cases they are found on the anus. The causes of Jizzmata may vary from case to case but almost always appear while sleeping. Most Jizzmatics are female.
At the age of 20, Zoe started to display signs of Jizzmata on her forehead, hands and anus. Supernatural causes have never been disproven but many believe it to be a hoax by her boyfriend.
by Flant April 5, 2009
Get the Jizzmata mug.Jizelle is a girl who's really sexy, fun and complicated. She usually has dark brown hair and is tall. Jizelle happens to struggle keeping her cool but when things get shitty you can totally count on her to sucker punch the person who breaks your heart.
by thegirlwithatwinkle March 3, 2022
Get the Jizelle mug.A mythical monster that is said to creep into a room at night and blows his hot milky load all over the unsuspecting victim's hair and clothing.
"I am a jizzmonster"
by John Mc Bastard-Face May 1, 2003
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