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semen. The stuff that comes out of your penis during a cum shot.
Britney Spears was found unconscious and covered with jizm all over her naked body.
by urban pervert February 17, 2003
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(1) A gooey translucent liquid substance that cums from a males penis. Homosexuals and slappers love the taste
(2) A great word to yell out a car window
(3) The substance referred to in (1), that burns with an awful smell when brothels burn down
(1) Oliver that homo was drinking a jizm slurpy, he sucked that guy dry
That damn slapper, she was sucking jizm all night long

(2) Jizzzuuuuuuuuuuuuum!

(3) Ooooh, I hate the smell of sizzling jizm
by Mr Jones April 25, 2005
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A religion created by the God of Jizm whereby if you join you have the right to do nothing. Also the wonder of Jizm shall be revealed being, standing an empty lucozade bottle up normally then just tapping the top making it fall down, whereupon it performs a complete somersault & goes in a complete circle.
Teacher: Do Your Homework!!
Student: No it's against my religion of jizm!
by Lizm September 18, 2007
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