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Hog And Water 

Similar to a "Hog On The Rocks" in that it's a foul-tasting alcoholic beverage consumed for the express purpose of becoming drunk. However this version is mixed with water and more often becomes a regular order.
Well here's to another crappy day working at the same office I've despised for the last fifteen years! Barkeep give me a Hog and Water.
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nice drink of water 

An attractive woman, a babe, a total package.
I couldn't keep my eyes off the receptionist-- red haired, friendly, and built, she was a nice drink of water in an otherwise drab environment.

The Air And Water Show 

The unfortunate event of shitting and puking at the same time.
"Did you find Jimmy?"
"Yeah he's in the john. It's the air and water show in there!"

Sucking Pond Water 

Adjective

Commonly used in the field of medicine especially EMS

To be dying or on the brink of death.
By the time we got there she was sucking pond water.

If he doesn't start managing his blood sugar one day we're going to get a call to check on him and he's going to be sucking pond water when we get there.

Blue Toilet Water 

It's a dangerous drink, but other than that, I don't have too many feelings against it.

Toilet water that's blue.
What is blue toilet water?

Toilet water that's blue.

North Albertan Water Balloon

The act of re-using a condom to the point it is completely full of semen and then freezing it, and finally consuming The final product, Aka cumsicle.
Bro, Me and my girlfriend just finished making our North Albertan Water Balloon last night.

i prefer a hot water bottle 

A sexual erotic term for describing one's sexual orientation as the penis goes into any orifice of another person's body and then the former person pees inside to create a hot water bottle effect.
This term was used by D. Courtney from the British sitcom "Mind your language" when she was asked by the tea lady about her sex life she says," i prefer a hot water bottle". And this term clears all that she was an adventurous lady with weird fetishes.