Hog On The Rocks

Any foul-tasting alcoholic beverage consumed for the express purpose of quickly becoming drunk. That special brew you turn to only when you need to drink your miseries away.
I've had a really crappy day. My wife left me. I got fired. And they towed my car away. Barkeep give me a Hog On The Rocks
by The Captive Spirit August 24, 2010
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Dancing On The Rails

Doing something extremely stupid or reckless usually for the amusement of others or for the thrill of doing something daring. Often occurs as a result of peer pressure.

The expression originates from the urban myth(?) of someone dancing on the railroad tracks and paying for the foolish mistake with their life.
Dana: Look at Jimmy. He’s dancing on the rails again

Bill: What an idiot! He’ll get hurt if he doesn’t stop it!
by The Captive Spirit September 12, 2010
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Pump Action Pete

A guy who’s popularity in life or great success is due to the things he owns or the people he knows as opposed to anything he himself can take credit for. While he may seem fearless and confident take away any of the things that make him who he is and you’ll soon realize how shallow and vulnerable he truly is

May also refer to someone who would otherwise be impotent without viagra or another sexual aid
Lee is a real Pump Action Pete. I heard his dad took his car away and now he can’t even get laid.
by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010
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Suicide Hall

The place where people end up when they don't know where else to go. A dark place no one ever really wants to visit.
Meg could clearly tell that Raoul was heading for a visit at suicide hall and wished to comfort him
by The Captive Spirit August 24, 2010
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Wise Alice

The female equivalent of “Smart Alec”. A wise guy… er, girl who always has a witty comeback for everything and portrays herself as bold, outspoken, and playfully mischievous
Warren: Very funny Wise Alice. Now sit down and shut up!

Kate: No!
by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010
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Guns Gone Wild!

An unexpected lucky break. Or when despite the odds everything seems to be going your way.
Guns gone wild!!! I win again!!!
by The Captive Spirit August 24, 2010
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Doomsday Clock

A timepiece that counts down to the exact time of a deadline, failing to complete a certain task by the end of that deadline will result in dire consequences.

May refer to a metaphorical doomsday clock i.e. watching an actual clock and doing the math to see how much time you have left.

Or a physical doomsday clock like the ones that were sold in the lead up to the millennium or the ones featured on bombs that explode once they reach zero.
John started keeping time on the doomsday clock after his boss had told him he'd be fired if he hadn't finished all of his paperwork before 6pm on Friday.

Or

For dramatic purposes whenever you see a bomb with a doomsday clock on TV or in the movies it always stops with just one second to spare.
by The Captive Spirit September 07, 2010
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