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waterpolo 

1. "'a sport combining basketball, rugby, swimming and wrestling...with some of the BEST CONDITIONED athletes in the world.'"
2. an activity viewed upon by asian parents as an inappropriate sport for girls because of the muscle which forms due to vigorous activity(see SPORT)
daughter: hey mom! i made two goals today in waterpolo...but got punched in the eye and broke my pinky...I LOVE IT
asian mom: the "waterpolo" make you look like man. stop. you are disgrace. make family loose face(keeps talking and talking and talking and talking.......)
waterpolo by hopelessly lost January 30, 2005

waterpolo 

a sport played underwater upon horseback, often stallion, with an oversized croquet stick and a rubber football. Referees must be below 4 foot tall and coaches must be above 7 foot. Often attracts unwanted spectators and fans that shout ridiculous things like "Easy Meat" and "Hit him in the face with a woggle" Toggs must be worn at all time. If they "fall" off players must make a ring around the naked player to hide their meat and two veg. Common injuries include perferated eardrum and eyeball sucked out due to hit in the face whilst wearing goggles. Up to 10000 people and horses die each year and float to the surface, to be removed from the pool by fishing nets.
man, waterpolo is awesome
waterpolo by fattycakes April 8, 2005

waterpolo 

rich person sport played in water
I like to play water polo
waterpolo by JOHNSON October 16, 2003

waterpolo 

a particularly homoerotic sport involving anal fingering and plenty of underwater groping. enjoyed by men of all ages, especially those who don't get enough action. watch out for waterpolo players they tend to fondle.
Val: "Have you ever played waterpolo?"

Mufit: "Yeah, but I quit after finding the second hand up my ass."

Val: ....
waterpolo by herbzz November 22, 2013

Waterpolo sex 

A competitive sport played in water between two teams of one player each. The game consists of four quarters in which the teams attempt to score goals by having sex the opposing team's goal. The team with the most goals at the end of the game wins the match.
Maeve: “So what’d you and Rohan do today?”
Emily: “Well Rohan had practice in the pool, so we just did waterpolo sex.”
Waterpolo sex by catlover4eva April 11, 2023

watermeloan

Watermeloan (pronounced as water-meh-loan) is a term used to describe a rich and superior watermelon with such extravagant sweetness and freshness to it.
I have never tasted a better watermeloan in my entire life!
watermeloan by Ram_Ranch February 1, 2021
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