A word used to let a person know without a doubt that one of two things will happen in a situation. Mostly used by people who invent words and run word phrases together.
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When you’re talking to a girl , never look at her eyes ...always look right at her mouth, because that’s where you want your shlomski to be.
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When a penis is so large (see shlong) that dropping it onto a surface produces an audible noise, a shlongk is the noise made by said action.
Troy: “I don’t believe it, there’s no way you have a 14 inch wang!”
Churt: “Ye of little faith”
Churt’s zipper: “ziiiiiip”
Churt’s 14 inch monster cock dropping onto a glass table: “SHLONGK”
Troy: “touché.”
Churt: “Ye of little faith”
Churt’s zipper: “ziiiiiip”
Churt’s 14 inch monster cock dropping onto a glass table: “SHLONGK”
Troy: “touché.”
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Driving in the car, Lucas and Kloey pointed out a Shlopskie at the Horse Farm. “THERE IS NO OTHER COLORS ON THE HORSE BUT WHITE!” said the children.
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