Mug Monster

A babe that’s a 10+ from the back, and the side, so you assume she’s got a beautiful face to match ....but when you see it ...”YIKES ! She’s a mug monster!!”

Hey Mike, wish you could’ve seen this hottie I saw today . She had the most amazing body, but then she turned around and she was a total mug monster.

by Cam11 September 26, 2019

Brotz

Another name for fart .

Hey , you catch a whiff of the brotz ?

by Cam11 September 05, 2019

Fucker’s Penis

In the same vain as tennis elbow, and athlete’s foot . The pain in a specific body part from extreme overuse

Rich : Hey Mike , you okay buddy ? Why you walking like that ? Ate some bad tacos last night?
Mike : Nah , I wish !....

...I hooked up with a young hottie and had crazy sex all night , and now I have a serious case of fucker’s penis .

by Cam11 September 15, 2019

shlomski

Yet another nickname for a man’s package. This one is good to use in public, because most people will have no clue what you’re talking about.

When you’re talking to a girl , never look at her eyes ...always look right at her mouth, because that’s where you want your shlomski to be.

by Cam11 September 20, 2019

ass crack ugly

When “ugly” just doesn’t fully describe it !

Man , that girl was ass crack ugly !

by Cam11 September 06, 2019

Airline Neck Pillow

When a woman with enormous, hanging breasts stands up against you from behind and throws one over each of your shoulders, thus resembling the airline neck pillow .

Babe, I would appreciate you throwing those breasts over my shoulders like an airline neck pillow .

by Cam11 May 25, 2018

Zoots

Another nickname for breasts , boobs.

Mike , check out the zoots on this one .

by Cam11 September 05, 2019