ass crack ugly

When “ugly” just doesn’t fully describe it !

Man , that girl was ass crack ugly !

by Cam11 September 06, 2019

Brotz

Another name for fart .

Hey , you catch a whiff of the brotz ?

by Cam11 September 04, 2019

shlomski

Yet another nickname for a man’s package. This one is good to use in public, because most people will have no clue what you’re talking about.

When you’re talking to a girl , never look at her eyes ...always look right at her mouth, because that’s where you want your shlomski to be.

by Cam11 September 19, 2019

Airline Neck Pillow

When a woman with enormous, hanging breasts stands up against you from behind and throws one over each of your shoulders, thus resembling the airline neck pillow .

Babe, I would appreciate you throwing those breasts over my shoulders like an airline neck pillow .

by Cam11 June 09, 2018

Mug Monster

A babe that’s a 10+ from the back, and the side, so you assume she’s got a beautiful face to match ....but when you see it ...”YIKES ! She’s a mug monster!!”

Hey Mike, wish you could’ve seen this hottie I saw today . She had the most amazing body, but then she turned around and she was a total mug monster.

by Cam11 September 26, 2019

Fucker’s Penis

In the same vain as tennis elbow, and athlete’s foot . The pain in a specific body part from extreme overuse

Rich : Hey Mike , you okay buddy ? Why you walking like that ? Ate some bad tacos last night?
Mike : Nah , I wish !....

...I hooked up with a young hottie and had crazy sex all night , and now I have a serious case of fucker’s penis .

by Cam11 September 14, 2019

Zoots

Another nickname for breasts , boobs.

Mike , check out the zoots on this one .

by Cam11 September 04, 2019