Definitions by Cam11

Mug Monster 

A babe that’s a 10+ from the back, and the side, so you assume she’s got a beautiful face to match ....but when you see it ...”YIKES ! She’s a mug monster!!”

Hey Mike, wish you could’ve seen this hottie I saw today . She had the most amazing body, but then she turned around and she was a total mug monster.

Mug Monster by Cam11 September 26, 2019

shlomski 

Yet another nickname for a man’s package. This one is good to use in public, because most people will have no clue what you’re talking about.

When you’re talking to a girl , never look at her eyes ...always look right at her mouth, because that’s where you want your shlomski to be.

shlomski by Cam11 September 19, 2019

Fucker’s Penis 

In the same vain as tennis elbow, and athlete’s foot . The pain in a specific body part from extreme overuse

Rich : Hey Mike , you okay buddy ? Why you walking like that ? Ate some bad tacos last night?
Mike : Nah , I wish !....

...I hooked up with a young hottie and had crazy sex all night , and now I have a serious case of fucker’s penis .

Fucker’s Penis by Cam11 September 14, 2019

ass crack ugly 

When “ugly” just doesn’t fully describe it !

Man , that girl was ass crack ugly !

ass crack ugly by Cam11 September 6, 2019

Brotz 

Another name for fart .

Hey , you catch a whiff of the brotz ?

Brotz by Cam11 September 4, 2019

Zoots 

Another nickname for breasts , boobs.

Mike , check out the zoots on this one .

Zoots by Cam11 September 4, 2019

Airline Neck Pillow

When a woman with enormous, hanging breasts stands up against you from behind and throws one over each of your shoulders, thus resembling the airline neck pillow .

Babe, I would appreciate you throwing those breasts over my shoulders like an airline neck pillow .

Airline Neck Pillow by Cam11 June 9, 2018