Slongshit

When you’re so fucking thick that you cant spell slingshot properly

Person 1: They sent the planes with a slongshit

Person 2: I’m gonna skin you alive

by Sexiest beast March 8, 2024

Spongeshit

Spongeshit is a Yellow Sponge who lives under a dead Poʀnapple in the Sea Spongeshit shitpants !!
Spongeshit friends are Shitward and Mr. Shit his bestfriend is Patshit Shit Shit Shit!
Everyfish lives in the Bottom of the Girl's Bikini
And his pet Snail name is Garshit and his number one enemy is Plankshit
Here is the Into Song Lyrics in the Spongeshit Squareshit:
Are ya ready shits?
(Aye, aye, Asshole)
I can't Fuck you
(Aye, aye, Asshole)
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Who lives in a Poʀnapple under the shit?
(Spongeshit Squareshit)
Banana and Spongy and poʀnous is he?
(Spongeshit Squareshit)
If having sex something you lack?
(Spongeshit Squareshit)
Then drop on my Dick and Suck like a Snake!
(Spongeshit Squareshit)
Ready?
(Spongeshit Squareshit)
(Spongeshit Squareshit)
(Spongeshit Squareshit)
(Spongeshit Squareshit)

Friend: Hey broshit have you heard of Spongebob Squarepants?
Me: what is that?
Friend: A Cartoon animated Series for ki-
Me: Oh I heard that there is a Sequal!
Friend: Wow what is it?
Me: Spongeshit Squareshit
Friend: the fuck is that?
Me: you will never know...

by Victor Gamer April 28, 2021

Malaysian Slingshot

This is a two part move. First, tuck your junk under and back and hold your junk back with your butt cheeks. At this point your slingshot is loaded...now just to find a victim. It's best if you find someone's face. Release the tension on your butt cheeks slingshoting your junk forward. Can be an insult or an offering.

I gave that bitch the "Malaysian Slingshot." Damn near took her eye out.

by SourJay June 15, 2010

Chinese Slingshot

The act of depressing one nostril against itself with your thumb and blowing a stream of snot into the air out of the unobstructed nostril.

Dude, Billy O blew a chinese slingshot, but he coughed at the same time, and the snot went all over his shirt.

by DannyBonco March 15, 2007

Slangshat

Past Tense of Slingshot

whilst camping a fortnight ago, I slangshat a bear in the face to prevent it from stealing my food. this was unwise as I am now missing an arm.

by theboat144 September 7, 2011

Double Barrel Slingshot

Another word for a Bra. Often used as an easy way to explain to a small child what a Bra is that will entertain them and not confuse them.

He found it and I thought it'd be easier to tell him its a Double Barrel Slingshot.

by Dweebster August 30, 2010

Hungarian slingshot

The act of pulling your dick out out of a girl as you cum, so that your dick flicks upward and flings the cum into the girls face.

I bet you can't pull off a Hungarian slingshot on that girl tonight!

by quoaz November 26, 2014