jizzmonster

Like the cookiemonster, but with jizz.

Aaaaarrrrrrgggh, I'm the Jizzmonster!!!!

by jizzmo June 6, 2005

Jizzmic

That which has a high quality or excellence on par with, or exceeding, that of male ejaculate. Usually pertainting to food. Adjective.

"This sauce is jizzmic"

"Those are some jizzmic beans"

by jimjamjoo January 23, 2010

jizmslap

A post-coital activity wherein the dominant participant ejaculates in his palm & then proceeds to slap the recessive participant on the buttock with the same.

Kim Kardashian gets a lot of jizmslaps from what I hear.

by J0hn5mi7h April 30, 2015

jizm

semen. The stuff that comes out of your penis during a cum shot.

Britney Spears was found unconscious and covered with jizm all over her naked body.

by urban pervert February 17, 2003

jizzmask

To jizz into someone's halloween mask without them knowing, and then they put it on.

I jizzmask in that kids mask.

by Yeo November 14, 2007

jizzmuffin

When you cum in a batch of muffin mix make them and give them away.

That batch of nuffins for the bake sale were jizzmuffins.

by blueberryqueermuffin October 27, 2010

jizzmopper

The person that cleans the windows in the porno booth once you're done with the show and refills all the stuff like Kleenex.

Remmy the jizzmopper made good money, but he had to spend it all on Windex to get out those stubborn streaks.

by Heywood April 17, 2003