Jizume

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Cum; A male gamete or reproductive cell.

DAMN I got Jonathan's jizume all over my hand!

Jizume is Kayla's play-doh

Jizume is like a slap in the face

The bitch got juzume all up in her grill.

Jizume by Kayla Quinn September 22, 2006

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jizum

another word for semen

i left my jizum on her bedsheets

jizum by Gautam March 21, 2004

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jizmeister

Sperm Donor

Brad has been making some extra money as a jizmeister.

jizmeister by Bob Velvetta June 9, 2017

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jizmeister

A dork who is handy with his hand; a masturbatory icon; a master of the mastur.

George was wacking on the way to the store and blew out on his new car. What a jizmeister!

jizmeister by Alex L. Phillips May 18, 2007

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jizzmeister

One who jizzes too much.

Dude 1: Dude I just jizzed 5 gallons!
Dude 2: DUDE!!! You're a jizzmeister!

jizzmeister by Niget Ninja March 13, 2009

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Jizzmeister

A male with an uncanny fascination for ejaculation or semen.

Justin keeps rambling on about different uses of sperm. He's a real jizzmeister.

Jizzmeister by Kulikijuma July 17, 2009

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jizzy jizum

cum, seamen, sperm, orgasm, juice (or n e thing else you can think of)

dawg, im squirtin my jizzy jizum!

jizzy jizum by dirrtyboi101 November 28, 2005

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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

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