Jizume

Cum; A male gamete or reproductive cell.

DAMN I got Jonathan's jizume all over my hand!

Jizume is Kayla's play-doh

Jizume is like a slap in the face

The bitch got juzume all up in her grill.

by Kayla Quinn September 22, 2006

jizum

another word for semen

i left my jizum on her bedsheets

by Gautam March 21, 2004

jizmeister

Sperm Donor

Brad has been making some extra money as a jizmeister.

by Bob Velvetta June 9, 2017

jizmeister

A dork who is handy with his hand; a masturbatory icon; a master of the mastur.

George was wacking on the way to the store and blew out on his new car. What a jizmeister!

by Alex L. Phillips May 18, 2007

jizzmeister

One who jizzes too much.

Dude 1: Dude I just jizzed 5 gallons!
Dude 2: DUDE!!! You're a jizzmeister!

by Niget Ninja March 13, 2009

Jizzmeister

A male with an uncanny fascination for ejaculation or semen.

Justin keeps rambling on about different uses of sperm. He's a real jizzmeister.

by Kulikijuma July 17, 2009

jizzy jizum

cum, seamen, sperm, orgasm, juice (or n e thing else you can think of)

dawg, im squirtin my jizzy jizum!

by dirrtyboi101 November 28, 2005