Jizumoist

Why Sean, your Jiz is so moist, I love yo jizumoist

Get that Jiz all up on my moist face baby, I need your jizumoist uh fuwk ya

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jizzmonster

A mythical monster that is said to creep into a room at night and blows his hot milky load all over the unsuspecting victim's hair and clothing.

"I am a jizzmonster"

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Brad has been making some extra money as a jizmeister.

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A dork who is handy with his hand; a masturbatory icon; a master of the mastur.

George was wacking on the way to the store and blew out on his new car. What a jizmeister!

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Aaaaarrrrrrgggh, I'm the Jizzmonster!!!!

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Dude 1: Dude I just jizzed 5 gallons!
Dude 2: DUDE!!! You're a jizzmeister!

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A male with an uncanny fascination for ejaculation or semen.

Justin keeps rambling on about different uses of sperm. He's a real jizzmeister.

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