jizum

another word for semen

i left my jizum on her bedsheets

by Gautam March 21, 2004

Jizzemite

A cosmetic product that resembles male sperm in either texture,color,or elasticity.

Her facial looked like total jizzemite

by RedRum51 January 16, 2010

jizmeister

Sperm Donor

Brad has been making some extra money as a jizmeister.

by Bob Velvetta June 9, 2017

jizmeister

A dork who is handy with his hand; a masturbatory icon; a master of the mastur.

George was wacking on the way to the store and blew out on his new car. What a jizmeister!

by Alex L. Phillips May 18, 2007

jizzmonster

Like the cookiemonster, but with jizz.

Aaaaarrrrrrgggh, I'm the Jizzmonster!!!!

by jizzmo June 6, 2005

Jizzmic

That which has a high quality or excellence on par with, or exceeding, that of male ejaculate. Usually pertainting to food. Adjective.

"This sauce is jizzmic"

"Those are some jizzmic beans"

by jimjamjoo January 23, 2010

jizmslap

A post-coital activity wherein the dominant participant ejaculates in his palm & then proceeds to slap the recessive participant on the buttock with the same.

Kim Kardashian gets a lot of jizmslaps from what I hear.

by J0hn5mi7h April 30, 2015