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Tomtheloser is a mastur, although you'd be lucky to catch him admitting it.
mastur by Eroticus Prime November 26, 2004
Words you can keep
One who takes great pleasure in giving themselves great pleasure.
I am a mastur. But then again, so are you.
mastur by Tom The Loser November 27, 2004
One who has mastered the holy act of Masturbating.
dude, Jimmy is such a mastur

yah i know, i'm his roomate
Mastur by slarfuggle June 10, 2008

mastur cheef 

a general dumbass who smokes cereal and "sucks at halo".
however he has created his own language, known as Cheef Speak.
an example of this is: "why dun u smoek my poel?" or "i r coming 4 u tod lololololol"
Not to be confused with internet speak

see also: arby n' the chief
"y hello thar, i r mastur cheef! lolololol"
mastur cheef by A Sneaky Man June 6, 2009

Mastur-bate Room 

What the master bedroom becomes when the wifey is away
... and this folks, the master bedroom, is now the mastur-bate room after my divorce.
Mastur-bate Room by Ram1975 November 16, 2007

mastur rash 

When a guy jacks off or (masturbates) too much he tends to develop a rash on the penis that can be very painfull.

a better way to describe it would be a mastur rash
"I like to use lube when i beat my meat, if i dont i'll get a mastur rash"
mastur rash by cheeze kush 420 September 26, 2009

mastur blowjob 

Masturbating in someones mouth while tip is inserted into mouth of another to increase pleasure.
She gave me a mastur blowjob, she blew me while I jacked off in her mouth it felt amazing
mastur blowjob by ImKevin November 2, 2014
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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