Full Spider Monkey 

A challenging sexual position where the man enters the woman doggy style, then moves his legs outside her flanks, then raises his knees and places his feet flat on the bed or floor. Maximum penetration can be achieved this way, more than doggy. It can also be hard on the man's legs to maintain this position for any length of time.

It is also sometimes called 'Bulldog' or 'Spider Monkey,' but the latter term can be confused with 'Half Spider Monkey' wherein the man puts only one foot flat on the bed/floor, and the other leg's knee rests on the floor, as in regular doggy.

I wanted to go as deep in her as possible from doggy style, so I switched to Full Spider Monkey.

I've been working on my legs at the gym, so it's no problem to do Full Spider Monkey for a long time. It's our favorite position now.

Full Spider Monkey by bjmike November 29, 2012

powerpoint monkey 

Noun: a newly hired employee that is expected to spend most or all of their time creating and modifying Microsoft PowerPoint Presentations for executives.

syn: Chief Formulator of Presentation Materials and Strategy

I didn’t know this new job would require me being a PowerPoint Monkey for one of the firm’s partners.

powerpoint monkey by jwargel May 25, 2006

Garage Monkey

A man who sits in his garage and drinks beer and smokes cigarettes all day and night while watching some form of sporting event or the weather channel.

Neighbor A: Hey, what do you think Bryan is doin'?

Neighbor B: Oh, that garage monkey is probably passed out with a cigarette in his hand!

Neighbor A: Yea, we better not go over there, he might shoot us with his 100 year old rifle!!

Neighbor B: I'd bet he'd shoot his own foot though!

Garage Monkey by R to the Y to the A to the N April 25, 2010

African Street Monkey 

Something that lives in your homes, eats your wifes carpet, and steals your tv, car(s), and whatever else they can manage to get into their oversized pants. These creatures are also referred to as a negro, or black person.

Mother why is that monkey down the street have his pants to his ankles? Mom: because African Street Monkeys use that as a mating ritual to attract other African Street Monkeys, and also to ward off other possible male mates. If you notice this behaviour darling call animal control and look in the other direction.

African Street Monkey by obviously not white July 28, 2013

son of a monkey

An expression of exasperation meant to express this feeling while simultaneously leaving the uninitiated with a sense of confusion.

"Son of a monkey! I can't believe he just said/did/ate that!"

son of a monkey by Storm Crow June 10, 2005

pebis monkey 

A baboon that eats extremely small penises. See pebis.

Don't let the pebis monkey out of its cage, it might attack that asian man!

pebis monkey by Dave Burnside November 7, 2007

Spooge Monkey 

One whose hands are always sticky from "spanking the monkey".

I went over to pick JB up for golf and that "spooge monkey" was at it again. or JB is such a "spooge monkey" no wonder he has such a monster slice.

Spooge Monkey by gmonk March 12, 2003