2 definitions by gmonk

Spooge Monkey

One whose hands are always sticky from "spanking the monkey".

I went over to pick JB up for golf and that "spooge monkey" was at it again. or JB is such a "spooge monkey" no wonder he has such a monster slice.

by gmonk March 12, 2003

JB is such a "nut sack". You beat him once in golf and he acts like he can't play anymore because he is hurt.

by gmonk April 4, 2003