Spooge Monkey

One whose hands are always sticky from "spanking the monkey".

I went over to pick JB up for golf and that "spooge monkey" was at it again. or JB is such a "spooge monkey" no wonder he has such a monster slice.

by gmonk March 12, 2003

nut sack

The sack that holds the nuts

JB is such a "nut sack". You beat him once in golf and he acts like he can't play anymore because he is hurt.

by Gmonk April 04, 2003