bjmike's definitions
by bjmike February 10, 2010
Get the Jackson Pollockmug. A funny sexual position where the man moves the woman's elevated and outstretched legs as though he is trying different orientations for an old-time TV antenna.
by bjmike March 22, 2010
Get the Old TVmug. When a woman (or man) moves both of her(his) lips along the length of the shaft of a man's penis, simulating the playing of a harmonica.
by bjmike January 14, 2010
Get the Harmonicamug. A sexual position similar to Pile Driver, but the giver pivots 180 degrees so that he is facing away from the receiver.
They had tried the Pile Driver position, but wanted something a little different, so they tried the Reverse Pile Driver position and loved it.
by bjmike April 28, 2010
Get the Reverse Pile Drivermug. The result of cumming on a woman's face, making her resemble the famous mime. Best performed with an epic first load.
by bjmike September 18, 2017
Get the Marcel Marceaumug. A sexual position where the man is standing, the woman is lying on the bed with her legs up in the air, he is inside her and is holding her ankles. The woman's legs are then crossed over, so that they form an "X" between the couple. The man then grasps her right foot with his right hand, and her left foot with his left hand. This has the added benefit of tightening her grip on the man's penis. Her legs will now look like handlebars, and her feet, the handlebar grips. At this point it is best to make motorcycle noises and twist the right grip (her right foot) accordingly. Optionally, the woman can make the motorcycle noises.
by bjmike January 18, 2010
Get the motorcycle fuckmug. When a woman (or man) moves both of her(his) lips back and forth along the length of the shaft of a man's penis, simulating the eating of corn on the cob.
by bjmike January 16, 2010
Get the Corn on the cobmug.