bjmike's definitions
A sexual position where the man is standing, the woman is lying on the bed with her legs up in the air, he is inside her and is holding her ankles. The woman's legs are then crossed over, so that they form an "X" between the couple. The man then grasps her right foot with his right hand, and her left foot with his left hand. This has the added benefit of tightening her grip on the man's penis. Her legs will now look like handlebars, and her feet, the handlebar grips. At this point it is best to make motorcycle noises and twist the right grip (her right foot) accordingly. Optionally, the woman can make the motorcycle noises.
by bjmike January 18, 2010
Get the motorcycle fuckmug. When a woman (or man) moves both of her(his) lips back and forth along the length of the shaft of a man's penis, simulating the eating of corn on the cob.
by bjmike January 16, 2010
Get the Corn on the cobmug. The result of cumming on a woman's face, making her resemble the famous mime. Best performed with an epic first load.
by bjmike September 18, 2017
Get the Marcel Marceaumug. A sexual position similar to Pile Driver, but the giver pivots 180 degrees so that he is facing away from the receiver.
They had tried the Pile Driver position, but wanted something a little different, so they tried the Reverse Pile Driver position and loved it.
by bjmike April 28, 2010
Get the Reverse Pile Drivermug. A somewhat challenging sexual position which has the receiver lay on their back. usually on a padded floor, with their lower back and legs raised all the way up so that their ankles are either side of (and beyond) their own head. The exact end position will depend on the flexibility of the receiver. This position totally exposes the groin area to the giving partner who stands astride the receiver's groin to perform. The giver squats over the receiver, facing her, and moves up and down on the receiver to create friction. The giver is also able to use their hands to caress and explore their partner's lower body.
This is a sexual position that requires considerable flexibility on the part of the receiver and it cannot be (fully) achieved by most. It is advantageous for its feeling of being totally exposed and "giving it all". Those less flexible might try getting into the position, but stop at the point where the position starts to become uncomfortable. The giver can also help those less flexible by using their hands to support the receiver's thighs at mid-point. The giver should be careful not to over-extend the penis beyond what is comfortable at this unusual angle (penis pointing downwards).
This is a sexual position that requires considerable flexibility on the part of the receiver and it cannot be (fully) achieved by most. It is advantageous for its feeling of being totally exposed and "giving it all". Those less flexible might try getting into the position, but stop at the point where the position starts to become uncomfortable. The giver can also help those less flexible by using their hands to support the receiver's thighs at mid-point. The giver should be careful not to over-extend the penis beyond what is comfortable at this unusual angle (penis pointing downwards).
by bjmike April 26, 2010
Get the Pile Drivermug. A sexual position similar to Pile Driver, but the giver pivots 180 degrees so that he is no longer facing the receiver.
They had tried the Pile Driver position, but wanted something a little different, so they tried the Reverse Pile Driver position and loved it.
by bjmike April 27, 2010
Get the Reverse Pile Drivermug. The erotic spoken portion of sex, when sex partners express sounds, grunts, words, phrases or questions. The volume can range from whispers to screams. Just about anything that is said during sex can be considered oral sex.
These utterances usually are expressions of pleasure or commands to do a certain act.
Oral sex usually contains the word "fuck", but "shit" is also popular.
Oral sex falls into four categories: general fuck expressions, expressions of pleasure, commands and questions.
1. (general fuck expressions)
Fuck me!
Fuck me harder!
Shit yeah!
Fuck it!
Fuck yeah!
It feels so (fucking) good!
Shit! or Shiiiiiiit!
etc.
2. (grunts/expressions of pleasure)
Oh
Ah
Uu
Uh
Mm
Ya
Oh Yeah!
etc.
3. (commands)
Suck that (fucking) dick/cock!
Lick (suck) my (fucking) balls!
Get it all!
Right there!
Fuck my hole!
Harder!
Open that (fucking) pussy!
Give me that (fucking) pussy!
Fuck my dick/cock!
Pull my hair!
Suck my tits!
Pinch my nipples!
Sit on that (fucking) dick/cock!
Jerk that dick (cock)etc.
etc.
4. (questions)
You like that (fucking) dick/cock?
You like that tight (fucking) pussy?
You like that shit, baby?
You like sucking that big (fucking) dick/cock?
You want that (fucking) cum in your mouth? (on your tits/face)?
etc.
These utterances usually are expressions of pleasure or commands to do a certain act.
Oral sex usually contains the word "fuck", but "shit" is also popular.
Oral sex falls into four categories: general fuck expressions, expressions of pleasure, commands and questions.
1. (general fuck expressions)
Fuck me!
Fuck me harder!
Shit yeah!
Fuck it!
Fuck yeah!
It feels so (fucking) good!
Shit! or Shiiiiiiit!
etc.
2. (grunts/expressions of pleasure)
Oh
Ah
Uu
Uh
Mm
Ya
Oh Yeah!
etc.
3. (commands)
Suck that (fucking) dick/cock!
Lick (suck) my (fucking) balls!
Get it all!
Right there!
Fuck my hole!
Harder!
Open that (fucking) pussy!
Give me that (fucking) pussy!
Fuck my dick/cock!
Pull my hair!
Suck my tits!
Pinch my nipples!
Sit on that (fucking) dick/cock!
Jerk that dick (cock)etc.
etc.
4. (questions)
You like that (fucking) dick/cock?
You like that tight (fucking) pussy?
You like that shit, baby?
You like sucking that big (fucking) dick/cock?
You want that (fucking) cum in your mouth? (on your tits/face)?
etc.
1. She gave me fantastic oral sex, but probably not the kind you're thinking of.
2. Her oral sex was so loud, I thought it would wake the neighbors!
2. Her oral sex was so loud, I thought it would wake the neighbors!
by bjmike January 26, 2010
Get the oral sexmug.