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A sexual technique where the penis is licked from one end to the other, along the side, with rapid tongue movement similar to licking an envelope.

Similar to corn on the cob, but the lips are not pressed to the penis.
Before she blew me last night, she did the harmonica, the ice cream cone, and the envelope on my cock
by bjmike November 6, 2010
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A sexual position similar to Pile Driver, but the giver pivots 180 degrees so that he is facing away from the receiver.
They had tried the Pile Driver position, but wanted something a little different, so they tried the Reverse Pile Driver position and loved it.
by bjmike April 27, 2010
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A sexual position similar to Pile Driver, but the giver pivots 180 degrees so that he is no longer facing the receiver.
They had tried the Pile Driver position, but wanted something a little different, so they tried the Reverse Pile Driver position and loved it.
by bjmike April 27, 2010
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A somewhat challenging sexual position which has the receiver lay on their back. usually on a padded floor, with their lower back and legs raised all the way up so that their ankles are either side of (and beyond) their own head. The exact end position will depend on the flexibility of the receiver. This position totally exposes the groin area to the giving partner who stands astride the receiver's groin to perform. The giver squats over the receiver, facing her, and moves up and down on the receiver to create friction. The giver is also able to use their hands to caress and explore their partner's lower body.

This is a sexual position that requires considerable flexibility on the part of the receiver and it cannot be (fully) achieved by most. It is advantageous for its feeling of being totally exposed and "giving it all". Those less flexible might try getting into the position, but stop at the point where the position starts to become uncomfortable. The giver can also help those less flexible by using their hands to support the receiver's thighs at mid-point. The giver should be careful not to over-extend the penis beyond what is comfortable at this unusual angle (penis pointing downwards).
They were ready to kick their sex life up a notch, so they tried things like the Pile Driver
by bjmike April 26, 2010
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A funny sexual position where the man moves the woman's elevated and outstretched legs as though he is trying different orientations for an old-time TV antenna.
The "Old TV" position made them laugh like crazy, but it never did help the TV picture.
by bjmike March 22, 2010
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The erotic spoken portion of sex, when sex partners express sounds, grunts, words, phrases or questions. The volume can range from whispers to screams. Just about anything that is said during sex can be considered oral sex.

These utterances usually are expressions of pleasure or commands to do a certain act.

Oral sex usually contains the word "fuck", but "shit" is also popular.

Oral sex falls into four categories: general fuck expressions, expressions of pleasure, commands and questions.

1. (general fuck expressions)
Fuck me!
Fuck me harder!
Shit yeah!
Fuck it!
Fuck yeah!
It feels so (fucking) good!
Shit! or Shiiiiiiit!
etc.

2. (grunts/expressions of pleasure)
Oh
Ah
Uu
Uh
Mm
Ya
Oh Yeah!
etc.

3. (commands)
Suck that (fucking) dick/cock!
Lick (suck) my (fucking) balls!
Get it all!
Right there!
Fuck my hole!
Harder!
Open that (fucking) pussy!
Give me that (fucking) pussy!
Fuck my dick/cock!
Pull my hair!
Suck my tits!
Pinch my nipples!
Sit on that (fucking) dick/cock!
Jerk that dick (cock)etc.
etc.

4. (questions)
You like that (fucking) dick/cock?
You like that tight (fucking) pussy?
You like that shit, baby?
You like sucking that big (fucking) dick/cock?
You want that (fucking) cum in your mouth? (on your tits/face)?
etc.
1. She gave me fantastic oral sex, but probably not the kind you're thinking of.

2. Her oral sex was so loud, I thought it would wake the neighbors!
by bjmike January 26, 2010
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The result of cumming on a woman's face, making her resemble the famous mime. Best performed with an epic first load.
Last night I blasted her with an epic first load and turned her into Marcel Marceau!
by bjmike September 18, 2017
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