Total Welfare Sweep

Said by Welfarists when the Welfare Party of Sordland experiences gains in elections.

Person 1: "Hey, did you hear that Luka Markus won 47% of the Popular Vote?"
Welfarist: "TWS (Total Welfare Sweep)"

by Sheauteroux July 21, 2025

welfare program

A program that your hard earned money pays for whether you like it or not that was intentionally used to help people get out of debt, but instead just encourages them to stay poor, or continue to do what made them poor.

tim: I just signed up for the welfare program

fred: Welfare? wasn't that made up to encourage you to not work?

tim: It's supposed to help people like me pay for living, now let's celebrate and smoke weed I bought with the check I received from welfare.

by TornadoGordo June 22, 2017

Welfare-claws

Fake finger nails, typically longer than 1/2 an inch from fingertips, with large amounts of color varience, or one solid color that starkly contrasts skin tone.

Shandira's welfare-claws are long enough to kill a man.

by AttackonJordan July 7, 2017

Welfare Dinner

When there is nothing in the house to eat so you have to eat scraps/the bare minimum for dinner

My parents havent been home for 3 days. I had to eat alot of welfare dinner's

by Doom_42069 May 12, 2022

Welfare Spree

Using one's EBT cards to do grocery shopping at convenience stores.

Here comes another pile of junk food...must be a Welfare Spree.

by JoeNJ2 October 27, 2015

welfare rag

A dirty rotten ho who does nothing but spit kids out just to collect a welfare check most of the kids with different fathers.

The women of Woonsocket R.I. are referred to being a welfare rag because they don't want to work at all Just collect welfare checks

by The Great American Poet December 6, 2013

Welfare rider

Welfare Rider-1. A lazy nonworking man who has more than one child to live off welfare so he can freeload and do nothing but eat and play games with the babymama. 2. A sloppy female who has children just to live free off the welfare system. To obtain all services completely free to keep her freeloading man. Just awesome ghetto fablous and EBT rich.

Both have low IQs and that Im rich state ego because they are freeloading off an elderly relative who worked and has a home or vehicle. Designer clothes knock offs from discount stores. Getting all free holiday gifts for multiple children from Goodwill and Churches. They usually commit the act of going to free foodbanks when they have fresh food for the homeless. They take extreme offense if you inform them of what they do and tell them its not morally right.

"Look, Saggy has another child she doesnt watch or keep clean. That Welfare rider is laid up in her Grannys house living fabulously. No bills no stress so she can kept the freeloading man." "Here we go again. That man has another child hes claiming with that special needs woman. They are up to three. Hes never kept a job. Plays the ssi system for that minimum check. They got $2000 in EBT laid up freeloading in her Grannys home. Paying no bills, eating Grannys food, New cars, fablous knock off designer clothes and always has the newest game system always complete with all the games. That Welfare Rider has his perfect woman who he picked from Special Ed class so they can ride off of her Grannys house and money."

by Flossie Mae's Mommy December 2, 2024