RTBSTRD's definitions

bovine fest

Going To Scum Mart and seeing all of the Fat Female Shoppers, or any place where fat obese women congregate in great numbers.

Do we have to go shopping at Wal Mart again? It's nothing but a Bovine Fest in that store.

by RTBSTRD January 12, 2014

cheer cunt

Stuck Up cheerleader with loose sexual morals.

She won't give you the time of day if you're not on the football team yet,that Cheer cunt gave half of the team the clap.

by RTBSTRD November 2, 2013

future welfare mom in training

Stuck Up middle or high school cheerleader,especially one with loose morals.

Since athletes and cheerleaders are the first ones to "Pair Off", they usually wind up spitting out kids before any of their classmates. Their "firstborn" is usually conceived on the night of the prom, as their classmates point to her and say:"That's a Future Welfare Mom In Training"!

by RTBSTRD November 2, 2013

snotmuncher

An obnoxious, hyperkinetic, or hyperactive toddler or grade school age kid,who is found running around and/or screaming at places like "Wally World" or Crapdonalds.

This is a library!! Not a playground or a Chuck E Cheese, so keep that Snotmuncher quiet!!

by RTBSTRD November 2, 2013

geek bus

A Ford Econoline based handi-Van used for transporting devolopmentally disabled children to their school.

He is the dumbest kid in school,so he be taking the Geek Bus in the morning,not the regular school bus.

by RTBSTRD November 2, 2013

prom night surprise

A girl who concieves her first born on prom night. Her date remembered the corsauge,but forgot the protection.

The quarterback got a real shock on graduation day,when his cheerleader girlfriend told him she was eight weeks pregnant!! You can say he got a real Prom Night Surprise!!

by RTBSTRD November 2, 2013

brat convention

Chuck E Cheese,Wal Mart ie. Squall Mart,public library, or anywhere small screaming children congragate.

Let's go to the library early,so we can avoid the Brat Convention, of screaming kids.

by RTBSTRD November 4, 2013