schmintz rinse

A fast shower where one only washes their privates and pits, etymologically derived from the female anatomy of anus, vagina and arm pits.

Cassie: I'm gonna take a quick shower
Nate: We don't have time!
Cassie: don't worry, I'm just washing my shithole, minge and pits
Nate: so you're having a schmintz rinse?
Cassie: that's what I'll tell everyone I invented! Thanks babe!

by zymr March 31, 2022

lucas schinkel

a kid wtih absolutely no hobbies. very unatheltic but surprisingly good at weird sports. his room is filled with trophies from...
-horseshoes
-chess
-water polo
-badminton

theres so much more to say but i dont wanna end up like berkel

berkel: hey shinkel ur weird

lucas schinkel: o ya..???

2hours later
nate: has anybody seen berkel in a while???

by cloverdale12345 July 12, 2010

schtinkybuns

Buttocks inside pants that fit too loosely on the rear.

Kelly is beautiful, but she's got schtinkybuns today - she could drop a log into those pants and nobody would notice.

by Lardass October 4, 2003

schminkle

a person who is clumsy and has a tendency to be a tad bit hazardous to anything within an arms-length.

"I was walking through the store and saw some schminkle knocking everything over. What a mess that was!"

by Jay-Ramy January 8, 2010

schming

something that goes wrong and is spazzed up

someone who hits someone else in the face but brakes his hand coz they went SCHMING

by jay12344321123 July 11, 2006

schwing

The sound used for something smooth

"yo that table was totally <Schwing>"
"you see that trick, that was Schwing"

by Schwing From WoW February 7, 2005

schling

a bong or water pipe used to smoke weed. See bing or binger

bill: yo let's go rip the schling

by Robert Fletcher October 9, 2006