Definitions by Lardass

shtinkybuns 

( see schtinkybuns )

shtinkybuns by Lardass October 4, 2003

schtinkybuns 

Buttocks inside pants that fit too loosely on the rear.

Kelly is beautiful, but she's got schtinkybuns today - she could drop a log into those pants and nobody would notice.

schtinkybuns by Lardass October 4, 2003

unigut 

A large, round, protruding, bloated belly that starts below the chest and ends at the crotch. It is the rarer alternative to the gut/subgut combination, the multiple-roll scenario or the large-single-gut-hanging-down-from-over-the-beltline option.

The poor kid accidentally ran into the dude's unigut and got rebounded back forty feet into a pile of manure.

unigut by Lardass October 4, 2003

subgut 

The smaller second gut on ample folk, located below the large main gut and the crotch. Usually the divide point between the two guts is the beltline. Prone to becoming a gunt on women. Instead of a subgut, some large people have multiple rolls or a unigut. Sometimes a subgut is forced back into the abdominal cavity by a huge main gut hanging its immense bullying mass over the beltline.

Whereas most people lose socks in the wash, John has lost at least five belt buckles between his gut and his subgut.

subgut by Lardass October 4, 2003

industry-standard 

(noun;adjective) One-hundred eighty pounds - the accepted weight at which a chubby girl is truly classified as a fat chick, no ifs, ands or buts (but definitely too much "butt"). As porker lard seems to increase exponentially in effect, a "double industry-standard" is about 220 lbs. and a "triple" starts around 260.

As the industry-standard bullied her way past Glenn, he smiled and once again thanked Heaven that his wife was nowhere near industry-standard weight.

industry-standard by Lardass October 4, 2003

villard

The French word for asshole, or what one says when one is frustrated.

Villard, I just stubbed my toe!
You are such a Villard.

villard by Lardass September 9, 2003