Definition of Schwiner - A self-proclaimed Shiner who is psychotic, deranged, and full of rage who does not know how to spell and has an extremely limited vocabulary.
The Schwiner posted comments online full of cuss words, insults, and threats.
It sure would be nice if the Schwiners would stop their schwining and go get a real job instead of trying to make money on YouTube.
A hot,sexy,underage,bad ass freak who steals things,tries to light the school on fire..well you get the picture!Known to have gotten arrested at the age of 13 for smoking marijuana.See Justin Flores
1) Classy hot women who generally are not schwangers. 2) Women who induce male erections that are generally hard to get or if you get them you would want to marry. 3) Unslutty hot chicks!
Hey did you see that bloke's girlfriend, she's a real schwinger... I wish she was my girlfriend!
The pride of “Louis”vile, KY. She is just an absolute dawg, an academic weapon to most. The modern day George Washington, just fucking slings shit. Sumter Archer would compare her to LeBron James contending for the GOAT. Zach Efron is the thirstiest bitch I’ve ever met, said Gracie. Straight killer as she demolished his whole career in her one recorded statement ever.
You’re such a Gracie Schriner, said Sumter. If you see her teaching accounting, just know it’s over. A- Gaurenteed!
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.