shitming

A person who measures their curtains inaccurately and so it trails slightly on the floor.

'Have you seen how long those currtains are?!'

'Yeah, Niall measured them, whatta shitming!'

by Fatty Warren December 28, 2009

Shitkira

A black thot who's an insult to the Latin pop music cummunity.

Shitkira: Zama Zamina Oh Oh Fuck Fucka Fuck Aye Aya Zamina oh Fuck Me This Time for Africa.

by gregben August 22, 2022

shitmermaid

A shitmermaid is when you shit in a woman's vagina, slap her legs together, tie her ankles together, then call her a shitmermaid.

"I found out Cathy was cheating on me man, what should I do?"

"Give her a shitmermaid, Greg, fuck that bitch."

by Ejvind September 23, 2016

shitmergency

A sudden need to go to the bathroom, accompanied often with chills, hot sweats, and panic. Usually when one is not near a restroom.

Today while I was driving to school I had a shitmergency and had to stop at a seedy gas station.

by Lala May 13, 2005

shitmidity

The humidity that forms after taking a massive shit in a bathroom.

I walked in the bathroom after Joe dropped a steamer and the shitmidity hit me right in the face.

I swear there are times that I've walked into the men's bathroom and it's like I've stepped into the back of a 3rd world outhouse in the middle of summer. Wash your ass, open a window.

by indy0968 August 29, 2014

Shitmarker

1. infinity ward's bullshit "revolutionized" damage system that can't detect a realistic amount of damage. because 50 caliber bullets from an intervention sniper to your face won't kill you in real life.

2. getting screwed out of a kill /score because of a garbage FPS system.

other tenses: shitmarked, shitmarking

gamer 1: WHAT THE FUCK I SHOT YOU 3X IN THE FUCKING MOUTH WITH A FUCKING INTERVENTION UP CLOSE...AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN DIE.

game2: thatz cuz i'm oober l33t

gamer1: ...fucking infinity ward and there shitmarkers..fuck this *ragequits

by Wesley Pipez October 17, 2010

shitbird

From military slang and jargon. A term used to describe anything that is unacceptable or just downright shitass. Also a term of endearment for friends. See also: shitass

"Tweet tweet. Here comes the bird. The Shit-Bird!"

"Hey, shitbird, can you hand me that church key over there?"

"Shitbird! I can't beleive that I forgot my keys in the car."

"This thing is so shitbird. Who would design something to work like this."

by Phinneus Gage February 8, 2005