A shitmermaid is when you shit in a woman's vagina, slap her legs together, tie her ankles together, then call her a shitmermaid.
"I found out Cathy was cheating on me man, what should I do?"
"Give her a shitmermaid, Greg, fuck that bitch."
"Give her a shitmermaid, Greg, fuck that bitch."
by Ejvind February 08, 2016