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A shitmermaid is when you shit in a woman's vagina, slap her legs together, tie her ankles together, then call her a shitmermaid.
"I found out Cathy was cheating on me man, what should I do?"

"Give her a shitmermaid, Greg, fuck that bitch."
by Ejvind September 23, 2016
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