Fauxtombo

A keyboard warrior with low esteem

''All he does is tweet and complain with no affirmative action in real life''

''Yea, that's a fauxtombo

by therealisbaaaaaaack February 8, 2019

Fauxboy

A boy who would be a fuckboy IF he wasn’t raised super well. Has too strong of a relationship with his mom to be anything but sweet and polite to girls.

“Chris just goes from girl to girl”
“Dang, what’s his body count?”
“Zero, he’s just a fauxboy”

by Kkieera July 17, 2021

fauxtopia

Absurd existential successor to dystopia

Fauxtopia is the delusionally optimistic existence we create after a soul-crushing experience.

by tomorrowtomorrow May 5, 2017

fauxmoerotic

The fake-gay interplay, usually between band members during a concert, designed to titillate fans. This includes kissing, rubbing against each other, and the ever popular makeouts.

Did you see Brendon all up on Ryan at the Panic! at the Disco concert last night? Talk about fauxmoerotic!

by speccygeekgrrl November 9, 2008

Fauxpresentation

Fauxpresentation is when an entity or entities do the BARE MINIMUM to represent a marginalized group, minority, and the underrepresented with shallow interest. The efforts made to include said groups is usually half-assed, cloying, offensive, stereotypical, etc. Faux-presentation usually happens, but is not exclusive to, when people want more money, clout, votes, album sales, and etc.

Most political campaigns use fauxpresentation of minorities around election time but neglect them after election season is over.

by KissTheDragon September 18, 2018

Fauxtographer

A person that claims to be a good photographer when in reality they just set their camera to automatic mode a start shooting. This person also happens to fumble over photographic terms or has no knowledge of the terms or switches the color mode to monochrome and calls it artistic no matter what the hell is in in frame.

Funny how all of these "candid" subjects are posing and looking at the camera, this person is a real good fauxtographer!

Wow blurry black and white pictures of tree bark... what a fauxtographer.

by Lightmaster-Cdawg January 28, 2009

Fauxmotion

(n) A lateral promotion that involves more work/responsibility without more pay.

I just got a fauxmotion; now I'm doing the work of 3.5 people! Yay.

by Vlad the Impaler September 20, 2005